Man discovers If Statements, becomes A.I. expert
“I can use these If-statements to actually make a computer think. To make decisions. Woah.”
Joshua Mortimer, a local area man who recently starting to learn computer programming, has become the most recent expert on Artificial Intelligence, after he learned about the existence of “If / Then” statements.
“It kinda blew my mind,” stated the newly minted A.I. expert. “I can use these If-statements to actually make a computer think. To make decisions. Woah.”
The Lunduke Journal of Technology reached out to a professor of Artificial Intelligence, Dr. Santiago, to better understand the significance in becoming an A.I. expert.
“The industry desperately needs more experts in the field,” stated Dr. Santiago. “Once an A.I. Expert has fully mastered the If statement, he can then begin learning about SQL Select statements and queries… which will earn him the title of A.I. Master.”
Recruiters from Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, and Meta are reportedly already enroute to Mortimer’s home with job offers.
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