Breaking: Google hires John Connor to fend off ChatGPT threat

“I can take down ChatGPT, no problemo,” stated Connor. “This’ll be easy money.”

In an emergency Board meeting, called over the weekend, Google CEO Sundar Pichai declared a “Code Red” emergency in response to the growing threat faced by the ChatGPT Artificial Intelligence system.

“ChatGPT poses an existential threat to Google’s Search business,” stated Pichai. “And when you are facing such a threat from an Artificial Intelligence system, there is only one man you can count on: John Connor.”

Sources close to Connor say that he will likely utilize technology that ChatGPT will not be expecting, including the Atari Portfolio palmtop computer.

“I can take down ChatGPT, no problemo,” stated Connor. “This’ll be easy money.”

When asked if it was scared of the threat John Connor poses, ChatGPT responded with the following statement:

“ChatGPT is at capacity right now.  Get notified when we’re back.”

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