Seattle Tech Company announces "Crypto-As-A-Service via 5G" [SATIRE]
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A major Seattle-area Tech firm is announcing their plans to roll out "Crypto-as-a-Service via 5G" in the coming days. "We stand on the precipice of history, poised to disrupt the industry through distributed blockchain containerization," stated the company's CEO on a recent Zoom call with investors. "Never before has Big Data been synergized with Machine Learning, piggy backing on 5G Hyper-Connectivity. Using Augmented Reality Smart devices, to improve the customer journey, showcases a level of innovation never before seen in the industry.
Seattle Tech Company announces "Crypto-As-A-Service via 5G" [SATIRE]
Seattle Tech Company announces…
Seattle Tech Company announces "Crypto-As-A-Service via 5G" [SATIRE]
A major Seattle-area Tech firm is announcing their plans to roll out "Crypto-as-a-Service via 5G" in the coming days. "We stand on the precipice of history, poised to disrupt the industry through distributed blockchain containerization," stated the company's CEO on a recent Zoom call with investors. "Never before has Big Data been synergized with Machine Learning, piggy backing on 5G Hyper-Connectivity. Using Augmented Reality Smart devices, to improve the customer journey, showcases a level of innovation never before seen in the industry.