Red Hat offers burned CentOS users a consolation: two stress balls and a coupon to Applebees [SATIRE]
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Red Hat announced a series of consolations to Linux users and developers who were hurt by the company's discontinuing of CentOS, the popular Linux distribution, following their acquisition by IBM. "We recognize how stressful the loss of CentOS must be," stated the Red Hat head of Marketing. "So we are sparing no expense and making available to all CentOS users not one, but TWO branded stress balls. They have a penguin on them and everything."
Red Hat offers burned CentOS users a consolation: two stress balls and a coupon to Applebees [SATIRE]
Red Hat offers burned CentOS users a…
Red Hat offers burned CentOS users a consolation: two stress balls and a coupon to Applebees [SATIRE]
Red Hat announced a series of consolations to Linux users and developers who were hurt by the company's discontinuing of CentOS, the popular Linux distribution, following their acquisition by IBM. "We recognize how stressful the loss of CentOS must be," stated the Red Hat head of Marketing. "So we are sparing no expense and making available to all CentOS users not one, but TWO branded stress balls. They have a penguin on them and everything."