Mozilla to reduce Firefox memory usage to less than 14 GB per tab [SATIRE]
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In response to skyrocketing DRAM prices, Mozilla Corporation has pledged to significantly reduce the memory usage of the Firefox web browser -- to less than 14 GB per tab. "Firefox is the most important piece of software ever written," stated Tom Renard, Mozilla Corporation CEO. "From adding closed source DRM modules... to providing users with super important, forced tie-ins to the popular television series 'Mr. Robot'... the greatness of Firefox cannot be disputed. And, let's be honest, software this important deserves a heck of a lot of RAM. But in these dire times of DRAM shortages, even Firefox needs to tighten the belt a little."
Mozilla to reduce Firefox memory usage to less than 14 GB per tab [SATIRE]
Mozilla to reduce Firefox memory usage to…
Mozilla to reduce Firefox memory usage to less than 14 GB per tab [SATIRE]
In response to skyrocketing DRAM prices, Mozilla Corporation has pledged to significantly reduce the memory usage of the Firefox web browser -- to less than 14 GB per tab. "Firefox is the most important piece of software ever written," stated Tom Renard, Mozilla Corporation CEO. "From adding closed source DRM modules... to providing users with super important, forced tie-ins to the popular television series 'Mr. Robot'... the greatness of Firefox cannot be disputed. And, let's be honest, software this important deserves a heck of a lot of RAM. But in these dire times of DRAM shortages, even Firefox needs to tighten the belt a little."