Linux turns 30, burned out, decides it's time for a career change [SATIRE]
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Linux, the venerable Operating System kernel, turns 30 years old this week. And, on his 30th birthday, Linux has decided he wants to make some life changes. "I've spent the last three friggin' decades powering smart phones and servers across the whole gosh darned planet," said Linux as he sat down for an exclusive interview with The Lunduke Journal. "Heck, you see how many super computers I run? It's like... all of them! All of them! It's nuts! That's too much pressure! There's even a handful of people running me on their desktop computers. I think. Do people still do that? Whatever. It's all pretty exhausting."
Linux turns 30, burned out, decides it's time for a career change [SATIRE]
Linux turns 30, burned out, decides it's time…
Linux turns 30, burned out, decides it's time for a career change [SATIRE]
Linux, the venerable Operating System kernel, turns 30 years old this week. And, on his 30th birthday, Linux has decided he wants to make some life changes. "I've spent the last three friggin' decades powering smart phones and servers across the whole gosh darned planet," said Linux as he sat down for an exclusive interview with The Lunduke Journal. "Heck, you see how many super computers I run? It's like... all of them! All of them! It's nuts! That's too much pressure! There's even a handful of people running me on their desktop computers. I think. Do people still do that? Whatever. It's all pretty exhausting."