Linux and Microsoft were married, at 2pm this afternoon, in a modest ceremony. "Microsoft declared our love for Linux almost six years ago," stated Satya Nadella, CEO of the company. "To be able to make this long term commitment, here among our family and friends... it just means so much."
Linux and Microsoft announce marriage [SATIRE]
Linux and Microsoft announce marriage…
Linux and Microsoft announce marriage [SATIRE]
Linux and Microsoft were married, at 2pm this afternoon, in a modest ceremony. "Microsoft declared our love for Linux almost six years ago," stated Satya Nadella, CEO of the company. "To be able to make this long term commitment, here among our family and friends... it just means so much."