Just one more patch and the entire Internet will be secure [SATIRE]
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Earlier today, engineers representing the major software firms -- including Google, Microsoft, and Apple -- made a joint announcement that they are one software patch away from completely securing the entire Internet. "We did it! We finally secured the whole Internet," exclaimed one proud engineer. "After this last patch gets applied, every single website and Internet connected device will be secure and nobody will ever get hacked again!"
Just one more patch and the entire Internet will be secure [SATIRE]
Just one more patch and the entire Internet…
Just one more patch and the entire Internet will be secure [SATIRE]
Earlier today, engineers representing the major software firms -- including Google, Microsoft, and Apple -- made a joint announcement that they are one software patch away from completely securing the entire Internet. "We did it! We finally secured the whole Internet," exclaimed one proud engineer. "After this last patch gets applied, every single website and Internet connected device will be secure and nobody will ever get hacked again!"