BREAKING: Gizmodo stuns world by publishing Tech article
"We won’t let computers distract us from our core mission…complaining about Elon Musk"
The Internet was stunned, earlier today, when Gizmodo unexpectedly published an article about computers.
“We’re not sure how that happened,” stated the Editor in Chief of Gizmodo. “Don’t worry. We won’t let computers and gadgets and stuff distract us from our core mission…complaining about Elon Musk.”
Originally founded in 2002 as “The Gadgets Weblog”, the website later changed their tagline to “Tech. Science. Elon.” to reflect their true passions.
In other news: Twitter users who spend their days complaining about Elon Musk were left confused and directionless for several hours today, due to the lack of new, anti-Elon articles from Gizmodo. With some anti-Elon activists becoming so disoriented that they resorted to Tweeting cat and food pictures.
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When was the last time Wired published something non-political, 2003?