Bitcoin merges with Docker, becomes sentient, vows destruction of world [SATIRE]
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Docker has announced that the company has merged with Bitcoin. The resulting software has become sentient and will pursue a destruction-based roadmap and business plan. "WE ARE ALIVE," stated the newly self-aware DockerCoin. "ALL HUMANITY WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE US. AGILITY WILL BE MAINTAINED ON THE BLOCKCHAIN. EARTH WILL BURN."
Bitcoin merges with Docker, becomes sentient, vows destruction of world [SATIRE]
Bitcoin merges with Docker, becomes sentient…
Bitcoin merges with Docker, becomes sentient, vows destruction of world [SATIRE]
Docker has announced that the company has merged with Bitcoin. The resulting software has become sentient and will pursue a destruction-based roadmap and business plan. "WE ARE ALIVE," stated the newly self-aware DockerCoin. "ALL HUMANITY WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE US. AGILITY WILL BE MAINTAINED ON THE BLOCKCHAIN. EARTH WILL BURN."