systemd announces new version that is totally not an entire Operating System wink wink [SATIRE]
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The systemd project, the popular initialization script for Linux systems, has announced some new features of the upcoming version 250 of systemd. Those features include "systemd kernel", "systemd display manager", and "systemd desktop environment". "But it's not an entire Operating System," stated systemd creator, Lennart Poettering. "We are strictly adhering to the UNIX philosophy of doing one thing and doing it well. That one thing simply happens now includes a kernel, a display manager, and a full desktop environment. Oh, and an office suite. Did I forget to add that to the release notes? We have a systemd office suite now."
systemd announces new version that is totally not an entire Operating System wink wink [SATIRE]
systemd announces new version that is totally…
systemd announces new version that is totally not an entire Operating System wink wink [SATIRE]
The systemd project, the popular initialization script for Linux systems, has announced some new features of the upcoming version 250 of systemd. Those features include "systemd kernel", "systemd display manager", and "systemd desktop environment". "But it's not an entire Operating System," stated systemd creator, Lennart Poettering. "We are strictly adhering to the UNIX philosophy of doing one thing and doing it well. That one thing simply happens now includes a kernel, a display manager, and a full desktop environment. Oh, and an office suite. Did I forget to add that to the release notes? We have a systemd office suite now."