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Scientists discover Ubuntu Linux at center of Milky Way galaxy

"We were all pretty sure the galaxy ran Arch.”

Bryan Lunduke
May 12
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Astronomers from around the world, announced today that they managed to take the first picture of the center of our galaxy.

At first, scientists believed they were looking at a massive black hole. But, after careful examination, the glowing orange image was determined to, in fact, be of Ubuntu Linux.

“I mean, it’s an easy mistake to make,” said the telescope project lead. “One is a terrifying mass that sucks in all light, bringing crushing doom to all who approach it, with no possibility of escape. The other is a black hole.”

“All of us were pretty surprised,” stated one astrophysicist. “I mean, we were all pretty sure the galaxy ran Arch.”


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Mattias Janebrink
May 13

Something something Gentoo something.

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francis
May 13·edited May 13

Are you trying to say that our galaxy is bloated?

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