BREAKING NEWS: Today, [PROJECT NAME] has announced it is officially taking its IRC channel away from Freenode. [RANDOM PERSON WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED IN PROJECT BUT ONCE LOGGED INTO THAT IRC CHANNEL] says, in a statement, "The actions of Freenode have been outraegous! Scandalous! Not running that specific IRC server the way I want it to be run is
[PROJECT NAME] IRC Channel leaves Freenode. Outrageous! [SATIRE]
[PROJECT NAME] IRC Channel leaves Freenode…
[PROJECT NAME] IRC Channel leaves Freenode. Outrageous! [SATIRE]
BREAKING NEWS: Today, [PROJECT NAME] has announced it is officially taking its IRC channel away from Freenode. [RANDOM PERSON WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED IN PROJECT BUT ONCE LOGGED INTO THAT IRC CHANNEL] says, in a statement, "The actions of Freenode have been outraegous! Scandalous! Not running that specific IRC server the way I want it to be run is