Apple has announced updated policies for it's iPhone and iPad App Store which include a ban on any and all Apps that are "Whimsical in nature". "When we banned all emulators from the App Store, we were hoping people would take the hint," stated Tim Cook, CEO of Apple. "We banned a Nintendo Entertainment System emulator. Then we banned a Commodore 64 emulator, for Pete's sake. Now we're banning a DOS emulator. But developers keep submitting Apps that are too darned whimsical! I mean, come on, man! How much more clear do we need to get? No whimsy. Period!"
Apple bans "whimsy" from iOS App Store [SATIRE]
Apple bans "whimsy" from iOS App Store…
Apple bans "whimsy" from iOS App Store [SATIRE]
Apple has announced updated policies for it's iPhone and iPad App Store which include a ban on any and all Apps that are "Whimsical in nature". "When we banned all emulators from the App Store, we were hoping people would take the hint," stated Tim Cook, CEO of Apple. "We banned a Nintendo Entertainment System emulator. Then we banned a Commodore 64 emulator, for Pete's sake. Now we're banning a DOS emulator. But developers keep submitting Apps that are too darned whimsical! I mean, come on, man! How much more clear do we need to get? No whimsy. Period!"