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Vegan, Arch-using, Steam Deck owner who programs in Rust banned from the Internet

"Usually we just sedate them, ship them to Canada, and give them a Reddit or Mastodon account" - Google CEO

Bryan Lunduke
Mar 29
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A consortium of the major Internet companies — including Google, Twitter, and Facebook — held an emergency meeting on Monday afternoon to discuss the fate of Edward Johnson.

Johnson, the first “Arch-using, Vegan, Steam Deck owning, Rust programmer”, was facing a potential complete banning from the entire Internet.

“This is truly unprecedented,” stated Google CEO, Sundar Pichai. “I mean, we’ve handled Vegan Arch users before. Usually we just sedate them, ship them to Canada, and give them a Reddit or Mastodon account. But this… this required something a bit more extreme.”

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