Microsoft attempts to block Elon Musk purchase of Linux
"Hey! We already bought Linux," says Microsoft CEO Satya Nadela
Microsoft Corporation is filing papers today, in Federal Court, in an attempt to block the purchase of Linux by Elon Musk for an undisclosed dollar amount.
“Hey! Back off, Elon,” stated Microsoft CEO, Satya Nadela, as he grabs a beer bottle by the handle, smashing the bottom off on a table, and holding it in a menacing pose. “We already bought Linux. It’s ours.”
When ask about Elon Musk’s potential buyout offer, The Linux Foundation supplied the following statement:
“Can’t we be owned by both Microsoft and Elon Musk? Isn’t that what Open Source software is all about, being owned by as many billionaires as possible?”
In response to the potential opposition to his buyout of Linux, Musk took to Twitter to discuss the possibility of purchasing “all of Open Source.”
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