Lunduke's Guide to Choosing a Linux Distribution [SATIRE]

Selecting the best Linux distribution for you can be a daunting task. With so many Linux-based Operating Systems to choose from... simply narrowing the list of options down can be overwhelming!

Ubuntu? Debian? Fedora? Gentoo? Arch? Who knows! And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

Luckily, Lunduke has tried every single Linux distribution on the planet. From Hannah Montana Linux to Lindows... and every distro in between. If a Linux distro exists, Lunduke has taken it for a spin around the proverbial block.

Lucky for you, Lunduke has distilled this vast -- and impressive -- knowledge down into an incredibly simple to follow, visual guide that will help you to pick your perfect Linux distribution.

Follow this guide and you, like so many others before you, will reach Linux Nirvana.