Local man switches to Arch, tells no one

Yesterday, at approximately 5:05pm, a Seattle area man installed Arch Linux on his home computer and has yet to tell anyone.

“This appears to be the first occurrence of failing to tell someone that you run Arch,” stated a representative of the Seattle Sheriff’s Department. “We are actively investigating whether or not this is a crime. It definitely is a violation of norms.”

Twitter was abuzz with opinions about the news.

As of the moment of publication, the identity of the man has not yet been released.

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