Elon Musk announces something awesome. Critics complain: Musk has "money", "personality". [SATIRE]
Elon Musk, the engineer and entrepreneur behind Tesla and SpaceX, has just announced another groundbreaking, earth-shatteringly awesome project.
Musk took to Twitter to promote his new, mind-bogglingly radical endeavor:
"Electric, self-driving cars. Underground travel. Artificial Intelligence. Space Ships. And now... THIS. Shaboooooey!"
But not everyone was happy with Elon Musk's latest attempt at making the best parts of Sci-Fi a reality.
"Can you believe the audacity of this guy! I mean! Seriously! He has way too much money! That invalidates the awesome things he's done! And I'm not just saying that because I'm jealous of his success! Which I'm definitely not" shouted one angry Twitter user at nobody in particular.
"Have you noticed how Elon Musk has a personality?! I hate when well known people have personalities! I mean... who does he think he is!? A regular human being with thoughts and feelings that he's allowed to express or something?!," demanded another.
"OMG! Musk said that one thing, that one time! And I disagree with that thing! Get him," wrote 274 brand new Twitter accounts with zero followers.
"Blah, blah, blah. Space ships and robots are so last year," wrote Microsoft Founder, Bill Gates. "Have you seen the video clips where I turn poop into water and drank it? That's WAY cooler."
When asked for comment on Elon Musk's new, mind-blowingly astounding project, Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos, reportedly mumbled a naughty word under his breath then kicked a dog.