Creator of Javascript apologizes for "screwing up a good thing and ruining, like, basically everything"

"Yeah. That's my bad."

Brendan Eich, creator of the JavaScript programming language, has taken to Twitter to make a statement apologizing for the creation of the popular programming language that is used across the World Wide Web.

The response, across the Twitterverse, was swift.

Not everyone was negative, however.

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